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same energy as that buffy episode where the big bad ‘can’t be hurt by any weapon forged’ and she’s like ‘it’s been a 500 years are you sure’ and annihilates it with a fuckin M136 rocket launcher

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Special banner request for a friend!

Stop self-depreciating in the notes. Spending money on gacha doesn't make you a loser or an idiot. Gacha is a predatory system specifically designed to take advantage of people, it's like blaming yourself for getting robbed. The tone of the banner is harsh because it was requested that way and some folks need an incentive a bit firmer than just "reminder to not spend money on gacha" when they're on the fence on whether or not they should spend. You are not an idiot you are not a loser addiction is not a fault in your character and if you are currently trying to recover from it know that I am proud of you.

to be alive is to have a song stuck in your head

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Yeah I found a couple

flush your underwear down the toilet.

on it boss o7

it’s gloged now

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flooding

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That is exactly how my ancestors came to America.

They might not even have bought a ticket; entry forms had "stowaway" as a valid transportation choice.

Frontwoman at this punk show screamed "THIS SONG IS FOR EVERYONE WITH BAD MOMS" and the whole club went wild

Frontwoman at THIS punk show screamed "THIS SONG IS ABOUT HAVING GAY SEX" and the whole club went wild

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Self proclaimed animal luvr i hate humans internet warrior logic

its so disgusting that you actually have to practice skills to retain them. just stay in my brain for retrieval pleaaaaaaassssssseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

my anons are on for a reason. go confess your undying love for me.

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